Methinks They Dost Protest Too Much

If ya gotta boast it, it probably isn't true.

Example:

"We're not elitists!  Why, some of our best friends are poor people!"

Pity Colbert didn't ask the Taskmaster what kind of spoons she was referring to; you know, tea, table, grapefruit, coke....

Oh, come on, if MO wants to be the level of comedianne that she obviously thinks she is, self-deprecation is a prerequisite.  Besides, after they take over, who will have the courage to deride her, even in secret?

Certainly not hubby, who'll be "doin' his Superman thang":

Couple a things, Son of the Most Profane: You already said last week that you don't represent Middle America (You know, those unevolved untermenschen that you're going to genetically manipulate into ideological enlightenment like the Founders did to the Vorta).  Without Middle America you won't be accomplishing diddlysquat other than to become this generation's "before" subject for the American Hubris Society.

Given who's going to be the primary beneficiary of that precipitous fall, that will still give you a unique place in history: the man who redefined irony.  You can place the plaque right next to the ceremonial bucket of warm piss.