It Ain't Just Uncle Jerry

It's time for our daily Vice President-in-waiting Barack Hussein Obama fix!

What shall we choose?  Oh, decisions, decisions, decisions.  It's like a trip through the buffet line, there's so much to pick from.

Here's the Washington Post discovering the emptiness of His Eminence's suit.  Like it's news that Obama's list of legislative accomplishments is shorter than Mini-Me's inseam.

Over here is the New York Times flinching from BO's rigor mortic waffling over his pledge from last summer to personally administer hot Swedish oil massages to every enemy/anti-American dictator on the planet.  Which would include Obama himself if he became president, come to think of it.  C'mon, folks, if you can make the Times wish for you to even choose pre-emptive nuclear strikes (privately, of course) if it means you'd finally get off the schnied on which you've deliberately high-centered yourself, that's a level of wriggling that makes John Kerry look positively stubborn.

No, no, let's go with Ba-ROCK's latest preacher eruption:

If you initially wondered how a white guy could get behind the pulpit at Trinity United, now you know.  Indeed, ranting about Hillary's feelings of "white entitlement" is mild, indeed.  This is the same "Rev'rund" Pfleger who offered glowing testimonials about those two noted friends of Israel, Calypso Louis Farrakhan and Jememiah "GOD DAMN AMERICA!" Wright:

This is also the same "Rev'rund" Pfleger who threatened to "snuff out John Riggio [a Chicago gun shop owner], we're going to snuff out legislators that are voting [to preserve Second Amendment rights]" a year ago.  Small wonder that False Messiah pulled this "man of the cloth" from his faith testimonials page some time ago, even though it's established fact that Captain Hopeandchange has been under Pfleger's influence for as long as he discipled under "Rev'rund" Wright.

In short, this is not like Lord Queeg heaving a couple of unsolicited evangelical endorsements over the side of the "BS Express".  This is the sea from whence Barack Hussein Obama emerged nationally three and a half years ago.  And not even his slickness and media alliances can scrub the stench of it off of him.

Not that Ba-ROCK - and Father Snuffer - didn't give it the old shameless Harvard Law School try.  It's a dance that is becoming all too tiresomely familiar.

Don't worry, though; I'm sure that, in the immortal words of Clubber Lang, St. Barry "has got a lotta mo" "spiritual mentors" where Pfleger came from.  Trinity United seems to be to hatemongers what USC is to halfbacks - a factory.

How's this for a TUCC slogan?: "Trinity United Church of Christ - keeping Barack Hussein Obama deeply disappointed for over twenty years."

h/t: AP

UPDATE: Hey, his pal Tony Rezko is in dire need of eight hundred grand at the moment; since he helped BO get a sweet mortgage deal, and the Illinois senator is filthy stinking rich now (appart from his campaign warchest), d'ya think it might be time for "Barry" to return the favor?