The Many Faces of Mr. Hussein

Would you believe....dietician?:

Pitching his message to Oregon’s environmentally-conscious voters, Obama called on the United States to “lead by example” on global warming, and develop new technologies at home which could be exported to developing countries.

“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK,” Obama said.

“That’s not leadership. That’s not going to happen,” he added

Riding bicycles, starving, and alternately boiling and freezing to death is unlikely to persuade other emerging economies to bankrupt themselves for ridiculous causes, either.  Or, as AP put it:

For all the criticism the left levels at hubristic conservatives for overestimating American power, does this tool really think China’s going to deny itself luxuries that are now available thanks to its new wealth in a show of admiration for moronic Americans dieting to save the polar bears or sweltering in apartments with the A/C off to reduce emissions?

Hell, he probably does.  To the degree that he's capable of thinking at all after a quarter-century of racist, Marxist indoctrination.

It's his dramatically fewer years in politics that turned him into a flagrant hypocrite:

The flag pin that appeared on Barack Obama’s lapel is just the opening salvo of Operation Patriotism for the Democratic presidential candidate…

Obama plans to use speeches and campaign events to reinforce his patriotic image to America by evoking his grandparent’s military background. He also plans to speak sometime this summer near Punchbowl National Cemetery in Honolulu, where his grandfather is buried…

The flag and other patriotic props will be displayed more often, Danzig said.

“It’s very important to convey a sense that these symbols don’t belong to one party or another, they belong to all the American people,” said [Richard] Danzig, 63, [an advisor and] a fellow at the Washington-based Center for Strategic and International Studies.

No, [D]ick, they belong to that portion of the American people that actually believes in what the symbols represent.  Which did not - until, belatedly, now - include Barack Hussein Obama, by his own profession.  It was BO who said, last October:

You know, the truth is that right after 9/11, I had a pin. Shortly after 9/11, particularly because as we’re talking about the Iraq War, that became a substitute for, I think, true patriotism, which is speaking out on issues that are of importance to our national security, I decided I won’t wear that pin on my chest. Instead, I’m going to try to tell the American people what I believe will make this country great, and hopefully that will be a testimony to my patriotism.”)

Obama defined - and still, deep down, defines - "patriotism" as anti-war agitating.  He was honest about it seven months ago, but now has evidently become convinced that winning in November (when he still hasn't won the Donk nomination yet) requires him to fake the real thing - and he needs props to pull it off.

Can a chickendove succeed where a very confused traitor failed four years ago?  Or is he too much of a pussy to put even that little bit over?:

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, facing a likely defeat in next Tuesday’s primary election, won’t travel to Kentucky before the voting, but said he hopes to have much more time to win over Kentucky voters before the November general election.

He also blamed Fox News for disseminating “rumors” about him and said that that and e-mails filled with misinformation that have been “systematically” dispersed have hurt him in Kentucky.

“When we’re able to campaign in a place like Iowa for several months and I can visit and talk to people individually, I do very well. That’s harder to do at this stage in the campaign,” Obama said in a brief telephone interview Friday. “And once we get past the primary, we’ll able to focus more on those states where we need to make sure people know my track record.”

Ah - it's all Fox's fault.  The network False Messiah refuses to talk to, even as he can't wait to snuggle down in the same sleeping bag with Adolph the Younger.  If only he had the time to smear his divine rhetorical feces all over the bluegrass state, why, the scales would fall from their eyes, they'd see his Jehmimah Glory, and fall on their faces and worship him!  Heck, it worked with Senator Byrd, didn't it?

Pity him, gentlebeings.  There is no end to the directions from which his victimizations floweth.  He can wrap his campaign up in the pigmentational half of his genetic heritage (despite going out of his way to disavow any such intention before the world discovered that little church on Chicago's south side), but (or, rather, therefore....) any opposition to his candidacy of any sort is, ipso facto, racist.  BO's middle name (with which we have so much fun) is touted by Obamanation as a foreign policy asset, but if anybody, er, has fun with it, that's a cheap shot.  His drill sergeant of a wife is "tough" and "an unbelievable professional, and partner, and mother, and wife" who is sent out to campaign vigorously for her husband, but automatically morphs into a shrinking violet/innocent bystander/non-combatant when nothing but her emblematic phrase from three months ago is used in an opposition campaign ad as contrast with testimonials of other Americans who have always been proud of their country - even now, as it verges on committing electoral suicide.

Hey, Ba-ROCK: Maybe, since you've never had a campaign that wasn't a walkover before, you're not aware of this, but you do not get to pre-define the process as a tangled maze of one-way streets.  If you're going to use your race as a wedge, that makes it fair game for us.  If you're going to run your "tough" spouse out there to lecture the rest of us on your planned moral supremicist totalitarianism, that makes her a target for criticism.  If you're going to try to twist quisling perfidy into "patriotism," get ready to have yours not just questioned, but aggressively denied.

You're running for president, you weenie, not king.  Who do you think you are - Hillary?

We'll let Rick Moran bring this one home:

The more I see and hear Barack Obama, the less I think of him as a man and as a candidate. He hides behind his race as if it was his momma’s skirts. Nothing is ever his fault or the fault of the positions he has taken on issues vital to the safety and security of the United States. It’s either people who don’t vote for him are racists or war mongering fascist neocons who refuse to get with his new program of not being so beastly to our enemies. He is thin-skinned, quick to anger, overly sensitive, and a whining, sniveling child who can’t take criticism like a man and respond as an adult.

Or, in even more concise terms, a busybody-dietetic, flipping-flopping, hen-pecked pussy.  The perfect man to share a sleepover with the Geico Caveman - or the vice presidency under another uberfemale.

Almost sounds like one of those "reality" TV shows....

UPDATE: Sorry, J-Ger, but this is too good not to glom:

Would an Obama administration really mean an end to "eating as much as we want?"

I want to jokingly ask if that includes airstrikes on buffet tables, or John Kerry's "global test" being followed up by Barack Obama's "global diet," but I'm semi-serious — Obama apparently feels Americans eating as much as they want is something that cannot continue, or at least [not] with[out] other countries' approval. What will his administration do to change that? If he isn't going to act as president on this matter, why bring it up?

UPDATE: The new chant at Obama's rallies: "Can we eat as much as we want?" "NO, WE CAN'T!" 

Is Obama even capable of realizing what a left-wing caricature he's making out of himself?  Or, rather, already is?