Personal Decisions

Barack Hussein Obama wants to double the capital gains tax and send the U.S. economy reeling into recession and the federal budget deficit soaring into the stratosphere.  But he hasn't taken this position out of Marxian greed or Leninist vindictiveness; rather, it was "a deeply personal, not a political, decision."

Barack Hussein Obama wants to torpedo the US-South Korea free-trade agreement, a stance for which the Wall Street Journal denounces him as "the most protectionist U.S. presidential candidate in decades."  But he hasn't taken this position out of a latent desire to tax the hell out of imports like nobody since the days of Reed Smoot and W.C. Hawley; rather, it was "a deeply personal, not a political, decision."

Barack Hussein Obama continues to villify John Sith McCain for having "lobbyists" on his campaign staff, as though they were the contemporary equivalent of "demons," and as if he doesn't have plenty of "lobbyists" in his own campaign organization.  But he hasn't embarked on this aggravating crusade of civic moral supremacism to make a stupifying hypocrite out of himself; rather, it was "a deeply personal, not a political, decision."

Barack Hussein Obama doesn't want to bow down and grovel at the feet of Mahmoud Ahmadenijad and the Iranian mullahgarchic Guardian Council out of an inate ideological compulsion to weaken and humiliate America, strengthen and embolden all of our enemies, and bring the world closer to the brink of nuclear conflagration at an exponential rate; rather, it was "a deeply personal, not a political, decision."  Ditto his grotesquely convoluted PR tap-dance away from that position without actually abandoning it.

Barack Hussein Obama didn't speculate as to the spiderman-like climbing skills of Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint in the movie North By Northwest to make an utter doofus out of himself for the (by Ensign Ed's count) seventh time in the past year and sixth in a matter of weeks; rather, it was "a deeply personal, not a political, decision."

Barack Hussein Obama didn't quit Trinity United Church of Christ because Father Michael Pfleger - his white "crazy uncle" - slandered the "preachers" of Hillary Rodham Clinton and John Sith McCain (assuming they have any) as lacking the "integrity of Jeremiah Wright"; Barack Hussein Obama didn't quit Trinity United Church of Christ because Father Michael Pfleger said this:

Note the warm introduction and post-"sermon" endorsement of the "fine young pastor" Otis Moss, BTW, who doesn't sound a whole lot different from the "pastor" he succeeded, and who BO "disowned"; as well as the wild, cheering applause of the congregation.

Barack Hussein Obama didn't quit Trinity United Church of Christ because Father Pfleger (who would make a great two-man traveling "evangelism" act with the "rev'rund" Fred Phelps, wouldn't he?) even more recently called America "the greatest sin against God":

No, no, no.  Barack Hussein Obama's decision to quit Trinity United Church of Christ over twenty years later than he should have if he had a fraction of the "judgment" he claims to possess was "a deeply personal, not a political, decision."

And I'm going to be the father of Angelina Jolie's next love child, too.