Doing His Part To Save America

Meet patriotic American....Bill Clinton:

Referring to McCain as a "great man" last week; covering Sailor's ass in case he decides to forfeit tomorrow night's first debate; admitting that the Democrats are responsible for the Wall Street Meltdown (but not him, of course).  Go Willie, go!  Go, Willie, go!

Sure, it's Mr. Bill's ongoing attempt to screw B.O. out of the presidency the way he and his overbearing wife believe Barry screwed her.  Bleep-bleep it, if anybody is going to christen the United Soviet Socialist States of America, it isn't going to be that grinning, empty-headed man-child, it's going to be the bulldyke with a rear end like a bus!

Sadly, the very fact of the Democrat nominee not being the Empress suggests that Clintonoid omnipotence ain't what it used to be.  But hey, at this point we need all the truth-tellers we can get - even if they're congenital liars.