Health Wars (8/9/09)

Remember when everybody was Joe The Plumber?  Now everybody is part of "the Mob":

Well, let's take stock:

***Jackie The Stay-At-Home Mom looks and sounds eerily like.....Sarah Palin. 

***John The Marine Cap Wearer is avuncular and patriotic enough; put a mustache on him and he could stand in for Wilfred Brimley.

***The Registered Nurse?  Well, I guess she's just lazy for not wanting to have to clean 47,000,000 extra bedpans or something.  Though you can't blame her for wanting to put one of them over Godbama's mouth.

***Mia The Stay-At-Home Mommie - see Jackie.

***AP on Jules: "[S]he’s burning with rage."

***Angelo & Stacy: Sellers of street corner Kool-Aid?  I thought Barry had nationalized the market on Kool Aid.  Or was this meant as Great Depression metaphorical performance art?  Who says entreprenuership is completely dead?

***Ann The Great Grandmother: Don't worry, Ann, The One has a personalized snowbank into which to throw your euthanized corpse in the cause of "bending the cost curve".  Who says "patriotism" is dead?

***Brad The Teacher: Doesn't his profession put him above lib reproach?  Or is he a traitor to the National Education Association?  Maybe he shouldn't have let himself be caught on tape.

***Diane The Aeronautical Engineer: Works for a defense contractor?  Shucks, she was a warmonger long before she ever joined The Mob.  Maybe the Purpleshirts will shove a sidewinder up her ass.

***Grandpa!  The Obamunist Health Police will lay your dessicated remains right next to Ann's.

***Carol The Unspecified Nurse: Ya know, a bedpan over the head could hurt if you caught the edge of it....

***Grandpapy Jack: See John.

***Marcy: Nancy Pelosi, with a brain in her skull and a transreversed personality.

Funny, didn't see a racist or a Nazi or an Armani suit to be found.  Maybe the REAL protestors kidnapped these natural Obama worshippers and reprogrammed them to sound all mobsy and sent them out to fool enterprising freelance Web journalists.

Kind of like this caller to C-SPAN:

I'll reiterate my recurring compare and contrast between the Obamunists and the last hard-left bunch who tried to a health care putsch cramdown.  In this case, more what they have in common: a breathtakingly arrogant belief that with their election, politics had ended and the American electorate had permanently embraced neoBolshevism.  Therefore, subtlety and incrementalism and the "New Democrat" centrist masquerade were no longer necessary.  The Donks' regal elitism had been electorally validated, they'd been acknowledged by the public as their "betters," and all would bow down to the golden statue of B.O. for eternity.

Except....no we didn't.  What happened was another callow, foolish generation of voters bought another load of centrist "hopenchange" BS, and ended up with Young Robert Mugabe instead.  Herein lies the contrast: The Clintons weren't willing to take HillaryCare to the level of open defiance of public opinion and deploying physical violence via union thuggery against ordinary American citizens protesting the political swindle that had been foisted upon them.  And even if they had, the Democrat majorities fifteen years ago were too chicken to even bring a final version of the bill to the floor of either house of Congress for a vote.  Quite clearly the Obamunists aren't hindered by any such ideological weaknesses or even the gutted facade of respect for "democracy" - which, in any case, the Dems have defined for years as "elections that elect them."

Small wonder that such vermin consider open public rebellion against their god to be ipso facto "illegitimate" dissent not just worthy of, but imperative to, being crushed by whatever means necessary.  Even smaller wonder that We, The People, are correspondingly angrier at the unprecedented imperiousness and repression carpet-bombing down on us from "on high."  And equally as ironic that both ruled and oppressed are using the same exclamatory: "Who do they think they are?!?"

Which to me leaves the puzzling question of why Barry's myrmidons continue to shovel the manure even though all their cats have fled their bags.  Puzzling, indeed, given that even Howard Kurtz is asking it in front of a non-Fox News TV camera:

Maybe it's just congenital with these animals.  Or an ingrained ideological imperative: the unwashed masses aren't entitled to the truth, even though everybody knows what the truth is, so the next best thing is that the unwashed masses aren't entitled to hear the truth admitted by their absolute rulers.  Kind of like the orchestra conductor's rule:

1) The conductor is always right.

2) If the conductor is wrong, refer to rule #1.

Otherwise, something horrible, like ACTUAL DEMOCRACY, might break out, and no such heretical threat to the natural order of things, which puts Democrats on the Crystal Seas and Godbama on heaven's throne, can be tolerated.

Any more "misinformation correction" and Douglass' nose will grow to such lengths that she won't be able to lift her head anymore.  Pity that still won't close her fecality-spewing mouth.