The Revelation That Isn't

Here's how the lede should read: "Iran scurried to the IAEA in order to reveal one of its numerous previously-secret uranium enrichment facilities after it got wind that the US and its allies had discovered it three years ago and lied about it to the American voting public to discredit President Bush and help bamboozle them into electing the pro-Iranian Democrat candidate, Barack Hussein Obama, who will do everything in his power to guarantee that the Islamic Republic of Iran becomes a nuclear power."

Did I leave anything out?:

Iran revealed the existence of a covert uranium enrichment facility to the U.N. nuclear watchdog this week after it discovered the project’s secrecy had been breached by Western intelligence agencies, FOX News has learned.

The U.S., Britain and France will accuse Iran on Friday morning of building the facility underground in secret and charge that it has hidden the facility for years from international weapons inspectors, a senior White House official said.

At an announcement before the opening of the G-20 economic summit in Pittsburgh, President Obama, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy will demand weapons inspectors from the International Atomic Energy Agency be granted immediate access to the facility.

An official told FOX News that Iran revealed the existence of the second plant in a letter sent Monday to IAEA chief Mohamed ElBaradei.

Pardon me for being flip, but....so?  Is anybody surprised by this "revelation"?  Does anybody expect anything to change from the Iranian stooge sending in the IAEA's keystone cops yet again to circle this facility seven times and then jerk off in the biggest centrifuge?  The Russians and ChiComms to stop aiding and running interference for Tehran at the UN?  Red Barry to ever change his "tough diplomacy" dance right up until Hezbollah pulls the nuclear trigger outside the White House gate?  Shinola, sending the "inspectors" in for the umpteenth time was most of why Obama revealed this intel nugget, doubtless hoping that this once and for all gives the lie to the treasonously mendatious 2007 National Intelligence Estimate that claimed the opposite of what the Bush-hating intelligence community KNEW was not the case.  The rest of it was to get the Russians on board for merely useless sanctions, as opposed to completely laughable ones.  I wouldn't count on that side of it accomplishing anything but squat either.

No, the completely laughable item was the Talky Warrior issuing inspection "demands" while moving his line-in-the-sand deadline for an Iranian acceptance of direction negotiations another three months down the road.

For my money, I think they picked the "secret uranium enrichment facility" near Qom - a Shiite Islamic "holy" site - to "reveal" more to throw an additional wrench in Benjamin Netanyahu's do-or-literally-die military preparations for an air offensive against the mullahgarchy's nuclear installations than because of anything The One was about to spill.  Though I'm sure the others are probably located right beneath every Iranian civilian population center of any significant size.  A spike in Iranian birth defects and mutations is something to be on the lookout for as this countdown ticks ever downward.

Which, of course, Adolph Ahmadinejad - and Obamunists - will blame on George W. Bush, and for which B.O. will doubtless apologize profusely to the Supreme Leader.  Evidently the Geico Caveman expects it, as he issued his own demand that Obama apologize for exposing what he was going to reveal anyway:

Money quote: "'We do everything transparently.' He added, 'I’m not the person who should be giving this advice to Mr. Obama because principally, Mr. Obama’s mistakes work in our favor.'"

Couldn't have put it better myself, 'dolph.