Our Speaker Is A Flat-Liner

"But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy."

Yep. They have to take over a huge part of our economy in order for us to find out exactly what they're doing to us. Who can understand such bizarre logic? They think we are totally stupid! Unfortunately, they do have a lot of useful idiots in America who take everything they say at face value. Fortunately, that number is dwindling, and fast. Will it be in time? Good question. CONTACT YOUR REPRESENTATIVE.

JASmius adds: in the words of the great political philosopher Larry The Cable Guy, "It's like wiping before you poop."

Now that the Senate Parliamentarian has slaughtered the Slaughter Solution (pending Joe Biden slaughtering the Senate Parliamentarian), it looks like Red Barry's deadline goalposts are on the move again.  Yep, that's just what ObamaCare needs to scrounge it the votes to get across the finish line: MORE OBAMA TELEPROMPTERING.  Annnnnd, with Nostrildamus flipping off Bart Stupak, comes the inevitable question: not just "Can they get the votes," but "Where are the votes gonna come from now?"  'cause they're going ahead anyway, final passage or bust.