"Please, Label Me A Liar...."

You know, I think I've come around to believing that this really is some sort of mental disorder:

“I think what we need to do is go ahead and repeal this thing,” said Crist, while on Fox News Sunday on March 28. “Let’s start over. Let’s take an opportunity to do what’s right for the people.”

After switching parties, Crist softened his rhetoric on the issue. In a July 14 interview with the Wall Street Journal, he said the law “should be modified,” and didn’t support repealing it.

He then issued a “fact check” on his website on July 29, after people were understandably confused about where he stood on the issue.

“The Obama health care bill was too big, too expensive, and expanded the role of government far too much,” Crist wrote. “Had I been in the United States Senate at the time, I would have voted against the bill because of unacceptable provisions like the cuts to the Medicare Advantage program.”

Maybe this particular issue is like how I used to get in the swimming pool when I was a kid.  First I'd dip in a toe, than both feet, then my ankles, until by the time I was actually submerged the pool was closing.

When you think about it that way, it's astonishing that Sorry Charlie completed this about-face before Labor Day:

I'll give him credit for trying to toss in a whizzer - after this interview, he tried to flip back by claiming that he was "misquoted".  As at least hopelessly confused as Sorry Charlie is by now, he might actually believe it.

And on and on and on it goes.  Somehow while destroying his equilbrium on O-Care he was risking wind-shear damage on sodomarriage:

The sad part about this - sad in the way that you feel when you're forced to move grandma into the dementia ward - is that by this time, it doesn't matter which positions he's taken on what issues.  It's all such a discombobulated mess that nobody knows what this man stands for, if he ever stood for anything.  And consequently, nobody has any reason to vote for him.  NOBODY.  Not even Dems who finally got tired of waiting for Crist to just switch parties already and "went home" to a candidate in Kendrick Meek that has zero chance of winning.  In other words, Florida Democrats essentially wrote off a U.S. Senate seat rather than continue to interminably indulge this psycho.

But if it's any consolation to Sorry Charlie, his quixotic exercise in unquenchable mercenary self-interest will go down in history for one thing: as the first self-administered frontal lobotomy in medical history.