Tingle Thinks Barry's From Pluto?

Oh, don't be an idiot, I know he said "pluperfect" (almost, that is), which is kinda like "perfect perfection perfected".  Although it's a pity, because this could have solved the whole "Birther" kerfuffle at a stroke.

The question of the day appears to be, "Is Chris Matthews a racist for lowering the bar of social responsibility-assumption so low to make Red Barry look even more perfectly perfect than Heathcliff Huxtable that all he'd have had to have done is not eat Malia and Sasha moments after they were born?"  And cite this as pluproof that he's the greatest president never born in a manger (in Hawaii!):

His entire speech here is racist. Yes, racist. Most politicians "do everything right" in terms of getting an education, securing gainful employment, getting married and raising a family.

Most people do this, in fact.

Why is it that in the case of Obama it is required that we "like this guy" for doing what 85% of the public does? In fact - for doing what 85% of black people do?

He's doling out the superlatives for perfectly ordinary good behavior, of course, because Obama's black, and Chris Matthews finds it just plum remarkable that there's a successful, bourgeois upper-class black man out there, and we should all gawk at it and and "oooh" and "ahhh" at it like it's a, well, like it's a unicorn.

As Chris Rock said, "You're supposed to" do these things, and you're not supposed to get a big stack of credit for doing them.

But Chris Matthews, closet racist, thinks this is just about the most amazing thing he's ever seen, like a horse that can do addition. 

Yeah, I think it's racist, for the unspoken implication of Matthews' pathetic "Hey, and he remembers to zip up his fly most of the time after visiting the loo!" damnation praise.  The trademark, condescending, hardleft pathology about minorities that oozes out of every weathered, baggy-eyed pore: "They're helpless, hapless, hopeless, subhuman mongoloids who are incapable of functioning as sentient, responsible, adult human beings, and we have to serve as their permanent guardians."  Kinda like Cornelius and Zera felt about humans.  Because Barack knows what would happen to them if those racist Republicans got back in charge.

Reminds me of when General Zod told the people of that town in Idaho that they would enjoy his "generous protection."  Plantation owners in the old South used to say the same thing.

But because WE don't patronize and belittle The One's ethnicity but, ironically, accord him the full-fledged respect given any pol by his foes in blasting the bebarry out of him out of honest, substantive loathing of his national suicide agenda, that gets US accused of personal animus - which patronizes and belittles US - and since nobody could not like such a clean-cut, articulate Negro, it HAS to be because he's half BLACK.

Maybe it's Tingle who's from Pluto.  If he went home, he'd probably boost his audience size.